Ten lessons you have learnt
1. Football causes unsightly bruising
2. Never wear leather pants on a hot day
3. My ass looks fabulous in gold lamé
4. Never bond with canaries
5. Olive green clashes with everything but aubergine
6. Just because someone is short, doesn't meant everything about them is small...
7. Bear Grylls is a nutcase... why not
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